Inmate News

By Tracie Bernardi

On more than one occasion many female inmates who are incarcerated at Y.C. I , have reported seeing U.F.O’s hovering over the correctional facility.

Unfortunately, I am unable to reveal the names of the inmates making these claims for two valid reasons:

1) Due to D.O.C disciplinary rules ands regulations unless unnamed inmates can prove they did indeed see such “unbelievable” sightings, they will be subject to Class B false information tickets.

2) Our sources fear they may be referred to the Mental Health Dept. and quite possibly be forced to remain there indefinitely.

I conducted interviews with the woman making these claims. The descriptions of the saucers varied which causes some doubt on the authenticity of their stories.

Unfortunately, the credibility of these women is in question because three of the six         women are known liars on the compound. Five women reported being taken against their will by the aliens and a sixth claims to have narrowly escaped abduction.           

Three women we unavailable for interviews as they remain in mental health receiving treatment for their “illusions.” One is in a room with rubber walls, wearing a helmet, another in four-point restraints. The third woman has been admitted to the transitional program because she says when the aliens kidnapped her she was most traumatized during her return to planet Earth, she apparently needed some help making the unbelievable transition.

Of the woman I was able to speak with, the first claimed three aliens lured her behind the big garbage incinerators located outside and at the rear of Building 9 by making kitten sounds. The woman followed the sound expecting to see a cat and instead went into immediate shock when she discovered Aliens instead. Allegedly she passed out, but here’s the kicker; when she woke up she was in her own bed in her own cell. Could she have been dreaming?

The second woman said she was sucked up by a force so great that it literally pulled out all the cornrows in her hair. (Boy, was the girl who spent all that time braiding her hair pissed because she certainly didn’t believe that excuse!) Everyone has some excuse for taking out their braids too soon. This was the lamest.

I found the third story most interesting. She said that she had a term paper due in her college English class. Other inmates, at the library observed her gathering information for the assignment. When she finished her paper, she wanted to get friends opinion, so thought to bring it to an A.A. meeting. She was a little late leaving the unit for her meeting because she was waiting for her sweatshirt to dry and described the night as calm and dark. The walkway felt like a ghost town and there was no one in sight not even a C/O. As she walked under the lighted awning, she felt a strong gust of wind; it practically lifted her off her feet. She grabbed hold of one of the white support beams along the edge of the sidewalk and clasp onto it for dear life. She narrowly escaped being sucked up by the powerful pull of the wind, looking up she saw as her term paper as it was literally vacuumed into the starlit sky and to her amazement she watched a flying object soaring away.

Although these stories sound far fetched why not for the purpose of safety and security put out the word that these strange phenomenon are being reported. Rumor has it commissary is actually considering selling disposable cameras, because even they are curious to know the truth.

Many inmates have asked their families not to visit them after dark for fear of being abducted while walking back to their units. On the other hand, some courageous inmates like myself would be thrilled to be rescued from this prison. (I just hope that the government on their planet isn’t in compliance with Earth’s extradition laws.)