Prompt: You’re going on a cross-country trip. Airplane, train, bus, car, or bike?

By TBG

You see in my 51 years of life I’ve never been in a plane at least not that I can remember.

And the one time I was on a train well actually I was on a train more than once if you count the little one at Lake Quassy in Connecticut. Lol but seriously the really one time I traveled on a train or a train stopped for several hours and after we found out what was going on, I was pretty not going on a train again. They told us that the train would be going again soon once they got the fire out on the track in front of us.

Yeah, so I’m pretty much not feeling so safe with that anymore

As far as buses go, I pretty much hate them. I got bullied on my school bus as a kid, and then I went on to go to prison and forced to wear belly chains and shackles, and be seated inside of cage seats inside of a caged wing of the back of the bus, yeah I’m pretty sure that’s when my car sickness started or should I say at that point bus sickness?

And now I’ve come home and I finally got my license and I’ve had it for about four years now maybe five I’m doing pretty good with driving even though like I said I do get carsick. If I was to be going cross country and I was to go in a car, I wouldn’t be the one driving and of course I’d have to be sitting in the front seat because the backseat makes me even more nauseous than the front seat does. But if I was going on a country road trip, I would definitely pick a car and I would try to go to my doctor and get some kind of medication for the road for my local CVS. Some Dramamine or something.

And as much as I used to love riding bikes as a kid, I am not an exercising person as an adult. I know that’s not a good thing, but I’m being honest here so I’ll say I’m a little bit too lazy to be riding a bike down the street, let alone across cross country.

Even if the bike had a motor, I wouldn’t do it. I’m not sure if any of you readers who know me personally remember when when I first came home- my mom got me a motorbike a little bigger than a moped- I almost ran a lady over and she had to throw herself into her own bushes to avoid me almost swerving into her.

Yeah pretty sure. I would just go in a car if I was to go cross country.

But don’t worry guys I hate to travel so I probably wouldn’t go on a cross country road trip. What’s wrong with you?